Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx
If you don’t know who the Marx Brothers are, you probably won’t be able to fully appreciate these quotes from Groucho Marx. But… I’ll give ’em to ya anyway.
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.”
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday, I intend on reading it.”
Okay. So the guy didn’t have the best grammar… But he was still pretty funny. 🙂 (I read somewhere that, as an adult, he became a “voracious reader”.)
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