From Their Mouths To My Blog

I’ve been telling my brothers for a while now that I’m going to share on my blog some of the goofy things they’ve said. So, here they are. Enjoy! 🙂

13 yr. old boy (very sarcastically about a 5 yr. old boy) — “He’s smarter than me now! He knows that CAT rhymes with VAN!”

4 yr. old boy — “This guy is so strong, he can pick up this whole boat and jump over this airplane! Ya know… he’s this strong ’cause he ate strong guy cereal!”

Me (jokingly about #7 brother who was taking a nap) — “Is he still alive over there?”
13 yr. old boy — “No, he’s just sleeping.”

Mom — “What does this say?”
5 yr. old boy — “B-b-b- Carrots?!”
Mom — “Uh… no.”

5 yr. old boy (about a little girl he calls his “best buddy”) — “I can’t marry her when I get big.”
Mom — “Why not?”
boy — “She is just too bossy!”

3 yr. old boy (about a 2 yr. old girl) — “I don’t want her to play!”
an adult — “Why not? Isn’t she your friend?”
boy — “No!”
adult — “Why not?”
boy — “She don’t like me!”

3 yr. old girl (my niece, not one of my brothers, but I had to include it since it’s one of my favorites) — “Daddy, my tummy says it’s hungry for pizza.”

No, these aren’t the only funny things they’ve ever said… I promise you, there’s not enough time or space to record it all! 🙂 However, I just might share some more later.