How each dog breed would reply to the question… How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you are indoors worrying about a stupid burnt-out light bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to scratch.
Dachshund:
You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Labrador:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please.
German Shepherd:
I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and then I’ll make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no-one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell:
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheepdog:
Light bulb? I’m sorry, I don’t see a light bulb.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb”.
Greyhound:
It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ….
Poodle:
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes re-wiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Expressions Of Me 
Oh, the Lab’s response is spot on! 🙂
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LOL! Yeah, I know. 😉
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