How each dog breed would reply to the question… How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you are indoors worrying about a stupid burnt-out light bulb?
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to scratch.
You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please.
I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and then I’ll make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no-one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheepdog:
Light bulb? I’m sorry, I don’t see a light bulb.
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb”.
It isn’t moving. Who cares?
First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ….
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes re-wiring the house, my nails will be dry.